Faran Krentcil
to begin with -- everything.
When I was 8, I went to sleep-away summer camp. They made us play The Dating Game and when the “eligible bachelor” (who was ten) asked why he should pick me, I answered, “Because I’m really pretty and really smart.” The whole camp booed me and the girls in my bunk poured coke in my hair. Of course, now they’re all fat and already divorced, and they keep trying to “friend” me on Facebook. Girls are so weird.
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